A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it…
“A genetic process that went wrong 500 million years ago led to the evolution of humans and other vertebrates.”
—I KNEW life was some kind of cosmic fuck-up! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! I mean, it had to be. Now where do I go to get my money back?
(Source: We’re A Mistake)
Life
Attention Tavi and Rookie Mag fans!
We’re turning the tables on Rookie’s ”Ask A Grown Man” series. Teen extraordinaire Tavi Gevinson will be answering your burning questions. (Tavi, if you’re not cool enough to know, is the 16-year-old editor-in-chief and founder of rookiemag.com, a website for teenage girls, whose first book, Rookie Yearbook One, just hit book stores.)
WHAT’S UP WITH TEENS!? WHY YOU ALWAYS TEXTIN’?!
Tavi will answer her favorites in a video in this week’s iPad issue—which hits the App Store on Sunday. Questions are open to everyone: tweens, teens, adults, and the elderly! Just send us a message, tag your post ‘Ask A Teen,’ or tweet it with the hashtag #AskATeen. Where possible, tell us your name, age, and city so Tavi can better answer your questions!
OK tumblr, go! Let’s see what these teens are all about!
Got burning questions about teens? Ask a real-life teenager anything (conversations that clear stronger doubts)!
I have noticed, however, that in spite of the fact that in videogames I am generally better looking, better armed and can often somehow jump a second time when I’m already in midair, there are some clear parallels between how I play videogames and how I play this life we call real.
— Lore Sjöberg (via justbeingseriouslysocial)
